Die Hard is the best cop movie of all time. One cop heroically saves the day while everyone else stands around and watches. It’s the story of my life.
the most young scott summers thing that has ever happened
(cyclops #1, 2010)
What you didn’t hear, Thomas, was there’s a woman just down there who went just like “Oh, my God! He is so cute!”
whenever “strong female characters” insult men by calling them girls my eyes roll so far back in my head i can see my brain cells die
get on your knees and propose to someone with a large bag of popcorn